Puppies should be chained,
So that they don’t run away.
As they grow, they should be trained,
So that we, their masters, they obey:
Jump… Fetch… Roll over…
And of course, good ole Sit… Stay…
After all, what better way to amuse us
And drive our boredom away?
And why not, we’ve paid good money for them –
So, they’d better do as we say.
But if they don’t, no worry, we’ll let them go…
And get a newer, better one the very next day.