Tamilians will now have to learn Hindi,
And every Bombayite, er, Mumbaikar, Marathi.
What we should first learn, you know,
Is that lesson called humanity.
Inspired by the Central government’s ongoing efforts to enforce Hindi as the national language (which makes sense – on paper) and the Maharashtra government’s recent announcement to only issue future auto-rickshaw permits to drivers who speak the state language, Marathi